"It's The Deer Hunter all over again: a long wedding followed by nightmarish violence."

I had a text conversation with switchamacallit today in which she wondered how much tix to the AVN expo would be and I told her I would look it up after I picked up our Evil Dead: The Musical tickets from the gay fetish store in the theater.

So it seems that I am seeing Breaking Dawn this weekend on something that will possibly count as a date.

I swear I might as well be a vampire I hate the sun so much.

I don't know who you think you are, but before the night is through, I wanna do real bad things with you.

The dude who plays the guy in the wheelchair on "Glee" had a small part in an episode of "True Blood".

I love "True Blood".

"YOU JUST KILLED MY FAIRY GODMOTHER."

I just watched Eclipse with the RPattz/KStew commentary, and it was a barrel of lols.

Last night i had a foot-worship dream about Glory.